Top 10 Reasons It's Actually Cool To Be The Bassist:

10. You get to start Van Halen's "Running With The Devil".
9. It's a good place to hide from bill collectors and loan sharks.
8. You don't have to learn chords.
7. You save money on guitar picks.
6. You always get picked to make beer runs.
5. No one bothers you by asking your opinion.
4. If your amp goes out during a show, no one notices.
3. You don't actually have to learn the songs, just follow the guitarists hands.
2. There's less strings to keep up with.
1. You can wear whatever you want because no one notices you anyway.